Lyrics of the Every Day Normal Guy (the second video)

Lyrics
I’m just a regular every normal guy
Nothing special about me mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy
I got 600 dollars in the bank mother fucker
I’m just a regular every normal guy
And my sexual performances are average

I work in customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I can’t afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read till I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save this shit is off the book
And I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situation mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother fucker
I’m just a regular every normal guy…
And I get scared when I go see the dentist

I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD
If you wanna mess with me I think you probably I can
Because I’m not confident and I’m weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
Honestly I probably won’t fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough
Steve:”You want some of this, bitch?”

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
And if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon:”I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not the same… you know it…it gets…it gets pretty sore.”

I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
I’m just somewhat afraid of heights mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show Grey’s Anatomy mother fucker
I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…
And I’m pretty good at making paper planes

Steve:”I could do this all day… I could do this all day… I could do this all day…”