A friend in Facebook asked me the meaning of sohai, I'm so amazed that someone called him with this name. Him must be do something stupid and crazy. Of course, he must be non- chinese.
So, what is sohai? I told him that sohai means stupid asshole. I learn this such word when I stay at the hostel at form one. This is popular and common to hear this kind of F words at hostel. Probability, we all use it everyday. But this is not a false of us, because "man invented language to satisfied his deep need to complain!"
Sohai is word made up of two Cantonese words, SO and HAI.
So- Stupid, idiot
Hai- The organ of your mum where your father put something in and get you out from it. So that organ, your father put some liquid in and get you out from it. If you don’t know what is it, ASK YOUR MUM, SOHAI! Ask your father if you don’t know what liquid he put in.
Sohai is a very common word in our lifetime. It has a variety of usage but no only scold someone.
Here is the example:
- Sohai! Do you know how to spell Hippopotamus?
- Look at that Sohai, he wear a red underwear.
Sometimes we can use the word on our selves.
- Today I am very Sohai, I locked my car key inside the car.
- XXX, “I am so sohai! My website get hacked!” (wahahaha, sorry to burn you in but I find it funny that you actually has a blog category called sohai!)
Sometimes we can call our friend sohai
- Ui Sohai, where to eat supper?
(It makes friends closer to each other because only close friends will not get pissed-off with such word. Like in English, you can call your buddy, “Hey ass hole!” Try that on a stranger and see if you can still keep your balls)
So you have learned a new word today, use more in your blog! If your visitors ask you what is Sohai, you can answer them, “Wah! Sohai you also don’t know ar! You are really a dai sohai!” Wahahahaha
Warning:
Don't simply use this word unless you are the son of Agung! Remember!